UNIVERSAL ERROR'S DREAM DATE

 

 

 

 

 

Dream Date by Chelsea Martin

4.25 x 5.5 illustrated chapbook

$5.00

excerpt:
Girls’ Guide to Boyfriends In Bathrooms

You are in the bathtub, lying opposite one another. You start slipping down into the water, but you are stopped, vaginally, by your boyfriend’s foot. You realize this is the first opportunity you have ever had to pee on his foot without him noticing.