UNIVERSAL ERROR CONTRIBUTOR Lauren Cohen
Lauren Cohen is 25 years old, she says she is from Boston but actually grew up in the small town called Danvers (a.k.a. Olde Salem Village, where witches originally lived), which is 30 minutes north of Boston. There are lots of sub shops, a couple of malls where old people go to power walk when it snows and beautifully manicured lawns. She moved to the bay area to attend California College of the Arts in 2004. She has been pumicing her callused feet and putting the skin powder in her morning tea, religiously, to help strengthen her self worth. Lauren thought her family's pet cat had a crush on her growing up so she would pretend to be a cat too and flirt with him.
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CONTRIBUTIONS
ELISSA BASSIST - SEPTEMBER 29, 2011
MY MFA PROGRAM ENTRY ESSAY - SEPTEMBER 15, 2011
THE WORST KOOCHIE - AUGUST 15, 2011
MY AGGRESSIVE LOSER RECLUSIVE PROBABLY-LESBIAN MATCH.COM PROFILE (WITH RESPONSES) - AUGUST 5, 2011
THANKS A LOT FOR MAKING ME WASTE ALL MY TIME TOUCHING MYSELF - July 25, 2011
